Monday, December 3, 2007

waiting patiently for my lobotomy

I hate these kinds of easy access deli spots that pop up in places like airports and shopping centers with their prepared gourmet salads and sandwiches and their goddamn fancy coffee drinks. I just want to grab someone and shake them and scream "what have you done with the sausage gravy biscuits!!??"

First and foremost people, breakfast is about pig. Hello?!! Bacon and eggs!!! I'm tired of these fancy pants san franciscans trying to convince me that I want a tuna salad bagel for breakfast or a damn cookie. I want bacon. I want gravy. What the hell is this world coming to!?

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